Wednesday 30 March 2011

In 10 years they'll all have mortgages...

Saturday, May 26, 2011

Trent: "Mate, we're pretty much out of 'Red Stripe' "
Phil: "Really? Fucking arse wank."
Trent: "Yeah, man, fuck fucking up banks sober."
Phil: "Well just buy some more you cunt"
Trent: "Yeah fucking eh. Ahhhhhh bollocks"
Phil: "What?"
Trent: "I aint got no notes, eh"
Phil: "So? Go to the fucking cashpoint you dick"
Trent: "Mate, we fucked all the cashpoints"
Phil: "Aaaaaaah, gay"