Sunday 9 October 2011

Soho is my Gotham: Prologue

So I got this screwed up piece of paper shoved through the letterbox at work this morning. It had my name on it. This was also written on it:

Ghost Rules in the Theoretical World:

Each Ghost is preset with time energy. Time energy allows for the continued existence on Earth after death. When time energy is used up Ghosts are automatically transported to Darkspace, then their eternal whereabouts from then on is decided. They have no choice in the matter. Time energy burns relatively quickly, which is why genuine Ghost sightings are quite rare. There is, however, a way to extend time indefinitely.
Ghosts also possess 'fear' energy. This is burnt up by extracting fear from the living, through direct encounters. When fear energy is burnt up, time energy increases.
Unlike time energy, fear energy is readily available and can be replenished in 'Ghost Tower', a tower wherein time does not exist so extended time spent there is not threatening to a Ghost as time energy can only be spent where a passage of time is present. The reason time is still in Ghost Tower (which you no doubt know as 'Centre Point' near Tottenham Court Road station) is because it hangs directly below an entrance to Darkspace and can draw power from there in the manner of a person using their neighbour's unsecured wi fi network. When fear energy is replenished, Ghosts can endure hours of scaring the living before having to 'refuel'.
All living beings are born with this information, but there is a mental firewall around it and the info can not be accessed until the moment of death, at which point it feels retroactively like an old memory. This is how Ghosts are not driven insane at their own existence and also how they can instantly get on with maintaining their time energy. Some Ghosts have been known to remain on Earth for up to 2000 years, although the average endurance time is only 4 years.

I'll tell you about the Theoretical World at a later date.

In six months this won't be gibberish. Be ready.

What the fuck???