Saturday 30 March 2013

"Comforting, thought-provoking and hilarious throughout." Jet Tea Reviewed.

The Life and Loves of Jet Tea has been reviewed for the first time, which is an event I've been secretly dreading for the few weeks since the novel went on sale.  As it turns out I had little to fear.  While I've received plenty of word of mouth praise from friends and family, whose opinions I unquestionably respect, to read the positive, written opinion of an intelligent writer/reader/critic is very humbling.  And to be compared to Douglas Adams (Jet Tea was released on what would have been Adams' 62nd birthday, incidentally) is nothing short of an honour.  An actor friend of mine was once compared to Gary Oldman in a review from Time Out magazine.  Upon reading the comparison, he quite literally ran to the publication's office building and maniacally hugged what ever members of staff he could get his hands on.  Were I to know where this review was written, you can rest assured I'd act in kind.  Anyway, here it is;  


'Jet Tea is a man plagued by the twenty-first century. Stuck in a series of jobs which don’t really do justice to the years of ability he has built up, and dumped by the first real love of his adult life, he bounces from pillar to post, and pub to pub, trying to find love and answers at the bottom of a pint glass.
The joy of The Life and Loves of Jet Tea is in how English it is, therefore how relatable. There is an element of Douglas Adams to the prose, the awkward nature of not really being completely comfortable with the way we feel about our surroundings. Set against a backdrop of West London it’s a literary A-Z of the places to head if you want to face the arseholes you spend so long avoiding and confront everything which disenfranchises you from the world you are unfortunately a part of.
Accompanying Jet Tea on his voyage of self-discovery are his two sole friends, Maurice and Hayden, who for the most part are the cooler sect of the tripod. While they are all able to make a mischief of themselves, there is the image that Jet Tea isn’t able to deal with these things in the way his friends do. His dyslexia and distance from the world make him a target on top of his outwardly expressed ‘geeky’ appearance, and there is the concern he will never come out on top. Faced with rejection at every turn he continues unabated for the things we all want in our mid-twenties.
The book is comforting, thought-provoking and hilarious throughout, displaying the kind of aforethought only someone who has been there could have achieved. It’s a must read, and can be picked up through Amazon.'
Paul Schiernecker is a writer who will soon be releasing his first book.  His blog can be enjoyed here.  I'll be returning the favour and blogging about Paul's release when the time comes.

Tuesday 12 March 2013

The Life and Loves of Jet Tea

Would you believe it?  I've only gone and written a novel.  Those of you who have been following this blog since its inception three years ago will already know that I have been working on The Life and Loves of Jet Tea - a fantastical opus in tribute to my best friend - for a long time.  Well, they said it'd never happen (possibly) but here it is.  My debut novel; available to purchase here!

The novel is also available on Amazon UK.

In the wake of a traumatic break-up, Jet Tea takes to the high streets of suburban West London to drink away his troubles with his society-hating friends.

While his friends are content to get their genitals out on dancefloors, bash commuters' heads in with golf clubs and find ever-more creative uses of the C-word, Jet Tea quickly realises he needs to find love, and will look everywhere for it... except for where he should be looking.

And what exactly is a vagrant claiming to be a wizard doing amidst all of this?

So if you like what I've written thus far, or like me enough to pretend you do, then I strongly recommend you check it out.  I hate comparing my own work to others but if I had to I'd call it a cross between Terry Pratchett and Withnail and I.  It's semi-biographical, but I can confirm that nobody I know personally has been portrayed (outside of the three lead characters, obviously).

Trust me, this is the safest way to get to know Jet Tea.

Also available on Kindle!